HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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