Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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