your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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