I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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