Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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