this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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