Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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