guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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