it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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