wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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