yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
COCAINE IS GR8
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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