i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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