just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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