THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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