...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Where is the hickey?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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