Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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