wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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