Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just found a bag of teeth...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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