last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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