Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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