Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Randomize
