hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I believe in your delicious
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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