I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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