so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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