so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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