I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
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I don't want my vagina anymore.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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