My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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