we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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