I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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