Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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