Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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