If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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