Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.