So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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