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How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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