Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
PANTIES FOUND
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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