Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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