Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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