We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You did what with his pubic hair?
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