distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
