69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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