who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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