hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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