I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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