i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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