Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
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He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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