No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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