I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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