Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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