You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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