Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Sorry about my life...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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