Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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