I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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