He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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