areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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