Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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