Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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