party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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